There were three tomatoes walking down a street. The daddy tomato and the mammy tomato were way ahead of the baby tomato. The daddy tomato got so annoyed at the baby tomato for being so slow that he turned around real quickly and smacked his hands together and roared ‘KETCHUP’ !
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny? Little Johnny replied, ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.’
Guy is sitting in a bar. A beautiful woman walks in. She’s a knock-‐out and he can`t take his eyes off her. She notices him and smiles. She sashays over and sits beside him. She looks into his eyes and tells him, ‘For $200 I’ll do anything you want.’ He’s astounded. ‘Anything?!’, he asks her. ‘Yes, _anything_!’, she replies. He takes out his wallet and slaps $200 on the bar. ‘Here’s $200. Paint my house!’