Wife: ‘How would you describe me?’
Wife: ‘What does that mean?’
Husband: ‘Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.’
Wife: ‘Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?’
Husband: ‘I’m just kidding!’
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, ‘Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?’